Movie Pitches

I love reading movie descriptions. They can make or break your decision on watching it. Have you ever passed on an awesome movie because some marketing genius royally fucked up the pitch? I would love to have that job......



1. Shark City

After an alcoholic blackout. a man awakens only to find out that the entire city is now inhabited by sharks!


2. White Power Trip

A weekend fishing trip turns to mayhem when one man's desire to bond with his dying father is interrupted by an impromptu Ku Klux Klan meeting.


3. Blowin' in the Wind

An elementary school physical education teacher contemplates the pros and cons of pedophilia after the tragic events of Hurricane Katrina.


4. "Moo"vin Along: The Charlie Lasser Story

An Indiana chicken farmer relives key moments from his life and reassesses the chain of events that would eventually lead to his penis being stuck in the neighbor's cow.


5. More Like Ro"HOT"

All bets are off when five former college fraternity buddies abandon their families and pursue their dream of creating a robot that you can have sex with.


6. Happy Deathday!

After the tragic outcome of a surprise birthday party in his honor, a Vietnam War veteran must fight through his own paranoia and his own tragic memories long enough to hide the bodies of his family and friends from the nosey town sheriff.


7. Thanks For Nothing

A man's world is tragically rocked when his 3 year old autistic daughter is inexplicably eaten by a dinosaur on Thanksgiving Day.


8. No Tomatoes

Shock and awe take over a small Kentucky town when a botched food order prompts a heavily inebriated David Hasselhoff to urinate on a Quiznos food preparation table.


9. Draft or Die

As a man's life hangs in the balance, a doctor must choose between saving his life or attending his fantasy football draft.