The Line:
“I got plans to put my hands in places, I ain’t ever seen, girl ya know what I mean”
Wait. I DON’T know what you mean. Walk me through this.
First off, I’m going to assume since you are Usher Raymond: Michael Jackson’s half retarded clone, you have seen a vagina sometime throughout your life. Michael was iffy, but you seem to have less infatuation with prepubescent boys, so you are already ahead in the game in my book.
I’m also going to go ahead and assume you HAVE seen a entirely naked woman before. Boobs, nipples, butt cheeks and whatnot.
Therefore, I’m wondering what part of the body contains a place “you ain’t ever seen”.
Then it came to me. This poor girl, Usher is singing his heart out to, is about to have him possibly fishing his arms down her throat and/or up her asshole. Besides the vaginal canal, these are the other 2 main points of entry into places “he ain’t ever seen”……her vital organs.
I then got real dizzy.
This poor woman. She probably locked eyes with Usher at the mall while he was purchasing sneakers. She called up her girls and was all “OMG! Just saw Usher yall!” They probably made plans to meet up secretly in a classy hotel later on. Usher wined and dined her…made her feel like a real princess. Told her she was beautiful. Made her think she was the ONE. Headed up to the room, lit some candles, and then proceeded to jam his entire arm up her ass without warning. There are times when it’s appropriate to throw a heads up someone’s way. The sentence before the last one is a GREAT time.
But really, that’s what she gets for being a starfucker.
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